Dissyokcab Budjanfot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent lizard.

Dissyokcab Budjanfot created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissyokcab Budjanfot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissyokcab Budjanfot, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissyokcab Budjanfot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dissyokcab Budjanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dissyokcab Budjanfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing blue skirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.