Vinbessdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, clever cat.

Vinbessdut created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbessdut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vinbessdut, he will think nothing of it.

Vinbessdut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vinbessdut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.