Ladbegpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, loving hare.

Ladbegpib created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbegpib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ladbegpib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ladbegpib's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ladbegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Run away if seven turtles approach from the east.