Ripbedgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident coyote.

Ripbedgof created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripbedgof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripbedgof, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ripbedgof's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ripbedgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Hide if six whales approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.