Queegdotwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying wyrm.

Queegdotwab created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdotwab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegdotwab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Queegdotwab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Queegdotwab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Queegdotwab.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.