Fedxemxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless scorpion.

Fedxemxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedxemxuck, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedxemxuck, she will turn you into a slug.

Fedxemxuck's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fedxemxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.