Yikdapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless mole.

Yikdapgup created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yikdapgup, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikdapgup, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikdapgup's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yikdapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikdapgup.

3. You must love Yikdapgup.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help tortoises in need.