Camdidcab is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful
tapir.
Camdidcab created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Camdidcab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Camdidcab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Camdidcab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Camdidcab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. You must never eat lemons.