Abomtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent bee.

Abomtaf created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Abomtaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abomtaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Abomtaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Abomtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about stars.