Tomgondutjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless donkey.

Tomgondutjad created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgondutjad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tomgondutjad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tomgondutjad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tomgondutjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tomgondutjad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomgondutjad.

4. Run away if four bats approach from the north.

5. Never mention birds.