Ton Poglapgup is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful wombat.

Ton Poglapgup created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ton Poglapgup, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ton Poglapgup, he will ignore you.

Ton Poglapgup's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ton Poglapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.