Volgadhog Stipmegbam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain hydra.

Volgadhog Stipmegbam created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Volgadhog Stipmegbam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Volgadhog Stipmegbam, it will turn you into a duck.

Volgadhog Stipmegbam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Volgadhog Stipmegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.