Rillcipfem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish duck.

Rillcipfem created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Rillcipfem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillcipfem, she will send you a sign.

Rillcipfem's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rillcipfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Rillcipfem loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.