Witwiglat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate wolf.

Witwiglat created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Witwiglat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Witwiglat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Witwiglat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Witwiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Always wear black.

5. Pray towards the south.