Vedcisshan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful hummingbird.

Vedcisshan created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcisshan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vedcisshan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vedcisshan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vedcisshan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vedcisshan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.