Vedcisshan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful
hummingbird.
Vedcisshan created snails eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vedcisshan, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Vedcisshan, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Vedcisshan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Vedcisshan's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vedcisshan in the centre of the settlement.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.