Mabdimbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving dove.

Mabdimbab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdimbab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabdimbab, it will not care.

Mabdimbab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mabdimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing mauve coats.

2. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing brown trousers.

3. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about stars.