Madnibrutliparncedxem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent skunk.

Madnibrutliparncedxem created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madnibrutliparncedxem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madnibrutliparncedxem, she will turn you into a puffin.

Madnibrutliparncedxem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Madnibrutliparncedxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always help dogs in need.