Dimkambid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic capybara.

Dimkambid created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimkambid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimkambid, she will turn you into a frog.

Dimkambid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dimkambid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dimkambid on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.