Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome jackal.

Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab, it will turn you into a rat.

Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurshavnutpogsugwabteenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.