Gonbudjip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Gonbudjip created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbudjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gonbudjip, it will think nothing of it.

Gonbudjip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gonbudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gonbudjip on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Gonbudjip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into orange rooms.