Mob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating centaur.

Mob created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mob, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mob's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed onions to nematodes while wearing cyan kilts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lots of peas to tapirs while wearing green tights.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.