Cudgofdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Cudgofdoss created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgofdoss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudgofdoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cudgofdoss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cudgofdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cudgofdoss' name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never bounce near cats.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never mention otters.