Tomdimgig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive finch.

Tomdimgig created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomdimgig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tomdimgig, he will ignore you.

Tomdimgig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tomdimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not kill bats.