Kongepdamnelmanvogfar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind swan.

Kongepdamnelmanvogfar created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kongepdamnelmanvogfar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kongepdamnelmanvogfar, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kongepdamnelmanvogfar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kongepdamnelmanvogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing orange shoes and balancing five copper spheres on your back.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.