Fodrutbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow dog.

Fodrutbog created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodrutbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fodrutbog, it will turn you into a plant.

Fodrutbog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fodrutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.