Yiksanmon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Yiksanmon created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksanmon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yiksanmon, she will make you grow a tail.

Yiksanmon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yiksanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing violet shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yiksanmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.