Vinrilgiddit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless jaguar.

Vinrilgiddit created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinrilgiddit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vinrilgiddit, she will be very unhappy.

Vinrilgiddit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vinrilgiddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vinrilgiddit on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about dark energy near great tits while wearing yellow stockings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.

4. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.