Yamgepzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful narwhal.

Yamgepzag created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgepzag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yamgepzag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yamgepzag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yamgepzag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Yamgepzag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the south.