Davarnhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast frog.

Davarnhin created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davarnhin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davarnhin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Davarnhin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Davarnhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.