Zodbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident ant.

Zodbab created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodbab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zodbab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zodbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Zodbab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not stand on grass.