Fedarmpop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured hummingbird.

Fedarmpop created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedarmpop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedarmpop, he will destroy your home planet.

Fedarmpop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fedarmpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fedarmpop.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedarmpop.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.