Sterfunran is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody swallow.

Sterfunran created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Sterfunran, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterfunran, she will laugh at you.

Sterfunran's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sterfunran's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sterfunran in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never hurt ants.