Manmegquill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced chinchilla.

Manmegquill created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Manmegquill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manmegquill, she will turn you into a tree.

Manmegquill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Manmegquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Manmegquill's priests.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hop near goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.