Madbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, stupid whale.

Madbop created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Madbop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Madbop, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Madbop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Madbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.