Budyimcan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful dingo.

Budyimcan created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budyimcan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budyimcan, it will cry a lot.

Budyimcan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Budyimcan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not make images of living things.