Dunnelgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage swallow.

Dunnelgep created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnelgep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunnelgep, it will ignore you.

Dunnelgep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dunnelgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Dunnelgep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed peanuts to aardvarks while wearing boots.