Gudgonquagsit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent warg.

Gudgonquagsit created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgonquagsit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudgonquagsit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gudgonquagsit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gudgonquagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.