Kiksissan Fiddabbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind giraffe.

Kiksissan Fiddabbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksissan Fiddabbun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kiksissan Fiddabbun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kiksissan Fiddabbun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kiksissan Fiddabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away from violet geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never hurt birds.