Lunlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, pitiless chinchilla.

Lunlarg created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lunlarg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunlarg, she will destroy your home planet.

Lunlarg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lunlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must pray to Lunlarg nine times a day.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.