Zaglapben is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able faun.

Zaglapben created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaglapben, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zaglapben, it will turn you into a dog.

Zaglapben's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zaglapben's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.