Tonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty shrew.

Tonk created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tonk, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tonk's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tonk's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always help ants.

5. Always look after injured dogs.