Biflag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical spider.

Biflag created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Biflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Biflag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Biflag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Biflag's Holy Commandments

1. Biflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Biflag loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.