Dubgutlan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid rat.

Dubgutlan created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubgutlan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubgutlan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dubgutlan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dubgutlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.