Timcuttip is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent
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Timcuttip created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Timcuttip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Timcuttip, he will refuse to believe in you.
Timcuttip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Timcuttip's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.
3. Timcuttip must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.