Hakcapladbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, merciful
manatee.
Hakcapladbaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakcapladbaf, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hakcapladbaf, it will manifest in front of you.
Hakcapladbaf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Hakcapladbaf's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Worship no other gods but Hakcapladbaf.
4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
5. Do not listen to music.