Lamdosstad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic gorilla.

Lamdosstad created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Lamdosstad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamdosstad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lamdosstad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lamdosstad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away if three seals approach from the west.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.