Wonbarndap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent unicorn.

Wonbarndap created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbarndap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonbarndap, it will turn you into a goat.

Wonbarndap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wonbarndap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never run in holy places.