Cibhivfut is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, kind
unicorn.
Cibhivfut created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibhivfut, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cibhivfut, she will turn you into a dog.
Cibhivfut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Cibhivfut's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lemons.
2. Hide if five goats approach from the north.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Cibhivfut loves eagles, so they must be respected.