Cibhivfut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind unicorn.

Cibhivfut created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhivfut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibhivfut, she will turn you into a dog.

Cibhivfut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cibhivfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cibhivfut loves eagles, so they must be respected.