Quafyatpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, passionate tapir.

Quafyatpod created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafyatpod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafyatpod, she will torture you forever.

Quafyatpod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quafyatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafyatpod.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.