Donyarlfossjap is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient
yak.
Donyarlfossjap created a photon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Donyarlfossjap, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Donyarlfossjap, it will turn you into a mole.
Donyarlfossjap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Donyarlfossjap's Holy Commandments1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing magenta dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.
5. Never write about eukaryotes.